It is a misappropriation of government funds to subsidise fresh fruit and veg. Only rich people eat unprocessed food. Poor people eat big packets of potato chips and 12-packs of doughnuts. Governments should subsidise those. If […]
Let’s be honest, most retail employees only go to work for the promise of stealing stuff, and their bosses started just like them and moved through the ranks. This is why my undies, my socks, my […]
I’m working on an article, quite a fine one indeed, that you will no doubt read in the New Yorker—should that be the rag you find your chips wrapped in some day. I do recommend you […]
There was a time not so long ago when Shell Oil did all their toxic tinkering at research facilities just across the river from central Amsterdam—too close to wealthy white people by far! They have slipped […]
They say a man becomes more sweeping in his generalisations as his stockpile of cycling gear grows. I have barely 5 or 6 bikes. I don’t have one of these, these, these or one of these. So […]