Until such a time as I see a “DRIVERS GET OUT AND PUSH” sign, I will disobey signs that read “CYCLISTS DISMOUNT”. Those words “cyclists dismount” are as much an affront to my mode of transport as the words “cripples must crawl” would be to the disabled, if those words were written on signs. They are not, because they offend. Whoever it is who writes signs like these, needs their car taken away. They need to be given no other option but cycling for transport, until such time as they realise we are not playing with pogo-sticks here. We are going to work.