BMX Breakin'

For decades but a dream, it seems the essential pieces of the puzzle are now in place, for BMX Breakin’ to be the next biggest most awesomest thing since Lance Armstrong stepped on the moon. Actually, BMX Breakin’ was never a dream, le’s be honest. Some things are simply beyond imagining, unthinkable, then some nut job throws it on Youtube. If anyone reading, who has an unbreakable spine, would like to devote the next year or two to adding some old school lockin’ and poppin’ and gymnastics moves, to those witnessed in virtuosic performance demonstrated in the above clip, an audience of millions awaits to applaud. I would myself, but I may be too old. Or maybe not?


  1. Anonymous says:

    Why do you know how to do that?

    Which architectural curriculum did you study? Venturi would be impressed.

    • Anonymous says:

      Re: Why do you know how to do that?

      That would be the Newcastle School curriculum.

      Very well skilled grads are produced via its hallowed doors.

      • Steven says:

        Re: Why do you know how to do that?

        ba bow, I’m afraid both your answers are wrong. All learned from the Duck Rock video in ’83.

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