Thank Christ! Some actual news from the wide world of cycling, when July, as we know, really is the doldrums for any kind of news related to bikes. The Chap Olympiad, when English chaps have their annual opportunity to be rewarded for their deportment, has again featured bicycle jousting, with umbrellas as jousts. Thank Christ, as I say, for overcoming the grave, being omniscient (if not obviously in existence), and sending little blessings like these. And Christ, while I have an audience, please grant me patience.
Many thanks to The Honourable Hamish for relaying news of this event.