The Bike Hour Code of Conduct

Based on legal advice duly received, Bike Hour now has rules governing all those riding bikes at that hour, irrespective of their knowledge or lack thereof of Bike Hour’s existence.

RULE 1. BIKE HOUR RIDES SHALL TAKE PLACE ON 20 MARCH AND WHENEVER THE EQUINOX IS IN SEPTEMBER. THEY SHALL START AT ROUGHLY 6.PM AND FINISH AT ROUGHLY 7PM HAVING TAKEN ROUGHLY ONE HOUR. THE WORDS “ROUGHLY” “START” “FINISH” AND “HOUR” SHALL BE DEFINED (A) ROUGHLY AND (B) BY THE INDIVIDUAL WHO CONSIDERS (RIGHTLY OR WRONGLY) THAT THEY ARE DOING A BIKE HOUR RIDE.

RULE 2. BIKE HOUR RIDES WILL BE (A) IN A GROUP OR (B) NOT IN A GROUP OR (C) IN A GROUP SOME OF THE TIME OR (D) SOME COMBINATION OF THE ABOVE OR (E) NONE OF THE ABOVE.

RULE 3. BIKE HOUR RIDERS SHALL WEAR (A) THEIR ORDINARY CLOTHES OR (B) CYCLING SPECIFIC CLOTHES OR (C) SOME OTHER CLOTHES OR (D) NO CLOTHES OR (E) SOME COMBINATION OF THE ABOVE OR (F) NONE OF THE ABOVE.

RULE 4. BIKE HOUR RIDES SHALL BE (A) ON A PLANNED ROUTE OR (B) NOT ON A PLANNED ROUTE OR (C) BOTH OF THE ABOVE OR (D) NONE OF THE ABOVE.

RULE 5. BIKE HOUR RIDES WILL BE (A) CONTINUOUS OR (B) NOT CONTINUOUS. WHATEVER.

RULE 6. THERE SHALL BE NO RULE 6. ALERT READERS WHO HAVE SPOTTED THAT THIS IS ITSELF A RULE ARE PERMITTED (BUT NOT OBLIGED) TO HAVE A BISCUIT. THOSE WHO HAVE SPOTTED THAT THERE IS NO DEFINITION OF “BIKE” OR “RIDE” ARE ADVISED (BUT NOT OBLIGED) TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE.

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