I need everyone’s help to add to these dot points via the comments button below, before I submit our manifesto to Prime Minister Abbot
We do not oppose cars, only their presence on roads. We demand bollards and speed humps be used to shred the presence of cars on our roads by 90% by 2011, and 99% by 2012.
Those who continue to drive will be vilified in publicly funded advertisements.
From hereon we expect roads be called "cycleways". There will be no "roads" as formerly known, only cycleways with the occasional motor powered ambulance or fire engine
Police from now on will cycle
We demand continuous roofs be built over our cycleways. For too long we have endured sunburn and rain!!!
As each car leaves the space where it is parked, we demand that space be immediately given to some more worthy purpose, until there is NOWHERE to park!
Pedestrians, learner cyclists and dogs must be corralled into wire fenced areas where they will not pose a hazard, and where the dogs can be more easily caught and made into fertilizer.
We expect to be worshiped.
We call for a federally funded shower and bike-locker building program of monumental proportions.
You will see from the above, that we don’t demand much, just a little respect we feel we’ve been missing.