Why didn’t someone tell me earlier I wasting my time designing a new bike for air travelers, that someone had beaten me to the punch? Why did it take until today, for someone to email me a link to the Happy Bicycle?
When next you travel to some alien land, don’t walk around not knowing what to do with your hands, afraid people might know you’re a tourist. Blend right into the peloton, on your own Happy Bicycle, from HIGH MINDED Bicycle Co.. Travel can be taxing, not knowing when you might find the next toilet, so wear an incontenance pad in your undies, while you ride your Happy Bicycle, from HIGH MINDED Bicycle Co.. Consider wearing a drink hat so you don’t dehydrate, on your Happy Bicycle, balancing your fluids right there in the privacy of your own pants. Blend in even more with zinc cream the colour of locals’ skin, and that way be sun smart, well hydrated, and never in need of a wee, as you wiz about sightseeing, on your Happy Bicycle from HIGH MINDED Bicycle Co., in Shanghai.
From the mission statementof HIGH MINDED Bicycle Co:
Fabulous stuff. How long before Eurovision’s boundaries incorporate China? Because Ukraine needs to know how it feels for we imperialists’ children, when the Nouveau riche move onto our blocks, acting like they know how to be. Of course, while I laugh, one in every million Chinese will buy a Happy Bicycle from HIGH MINDED Bicycle Co., in Shanghai, and push that company’s sales past Giant’s and Electra’s combined. Go ahead China, steal our industry. Be the biggest maker, and market. You can’t take our snootiness.