There’s just one more bike I need to add to my quiver. Something with nuclear wow factor. Something drowning in design world cache. Something you can’t get at the shops, or even online. Something that will mark me as the world’s leading architectural theorist of the bicycling age. I mean, for all this f#*@ing time I spend blogging, and tweeting, and writing books, and trying to get the world to do Bike Hour, I think I deserve it. The only question is: what bike could possibly fulfil those criteria?