We love it here when the Chainreaction man pays us a visit. Chairman Meow is first to inspect, but must then stand back while I tear open those boxes like Tas. As frequent buyers of Brooks saddlery know, that company pack their products with pieces of twine and wax sealed envelopes enough to embarrass a craft baker of spelt. But now Brooks have exceeded themselves, bundling copies of the tongue tyingly named Brooks Bugle with every item. I highly recommend buying one of their saddles online, just for the crap it comes packed with. An air-flown, bountifully packaged organic saddle, so tanned as to save the planet from over consumption, would be the responsible choice.