Don’t hide your fashion sense inside a car.

When you realise that dressing to drive is a complete waste of time, I know a place where you can be seen. It’s called a bike lane, and here’s what it’s for, so come on, vogue. Let your body move to the pedal motion. Hey, hey, hey, come on, vogue! Let your body go with bike traffic flow. You know you can do it.

All you need, is your velocipede. So use it, that’s what it’s for. Vogue!

It makes no difference if you’re black or you’re white, if you’re a boy or a girl. If your thighs are pumping they will give you new life. You’re a superstar, yes, that’s what you are, you know it. Vogue!

Dr. Behooving follows Cambridge Raincoats, via their page on Facebook for bike fashion trends. He also follows Madonna.

1 Comment

  1. Edward says:

    Brilliant. Somehow I found it easy to picture you doing the hand movements while I was reading this.
    And who is that fabulous woman in that beautiful frock in the top picture?

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