August 8, 2010

Primrose’s Birthday

neeeeigh, woo there Yes, it is her birthday, and as my sweetheart enters her late twenties it is beholden upon me to whip out the plastic, as any good sugar daddy would do. The first big […]
August 3, 2010

The Futurist Manifesto and Bikes

I turned sharply back on my tracks with the mad intoxication of puppies biting their tails, and suddenly there were two cyclists disapproving of me and tottering in front of me like two persuasive but contradictory […]
July 30, 2010

Velorbis Churchill Classic [Review]

After three and a half months, and over one thousand kilometers of riding, I hereby tender the most useful and impartial review I think you will find anywhere, of the Churchill Classic, made by Velorbis. 20 […]
July 28, 2010

Geek is so Chic

A niche cycling market crying out for analysis is the one that makes you look like a young le Corbusier, a flatbar in one hand, Nietzsche’s Human, All Too Human in the other, reading while you […]
July 26, 2010

Can cycling curb global warming?

Saying cycling is good for the planet is rather like saying sex is good for your heart. To make either claim, would be to miss the whole point. We ride bikes and have sex, because both […]