January 25, 2011

Our duty to be squeaky wheels

Oh didn’t we have a lovely time the day we went to Sydney. Stinking hot day, trains were delayed, and everyone fought on the way. The problem, you see, is that Sydney’s trains were designed by […]
January 22, 2011

The Behooving Moving Head Badge and Colour Scheme

If you must know, CB King and I are actually at the stage of building prototypes of Behooving Moving’s first bike, that will of course win best in show at NAHBS in 2012, make CB and […]
January 22, 2011

Just a taste of my fabulous book

I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned, but I am writing a book. Laboring over paragraphs I occasionally surprise myself with my own genius. Like kop a wallop of this little gem, hot off the keyboard:             […]
January 18, 2011

An observer’s advice to cyclists in Sydney

It’s no different from seeing the underground band you’ve followed for years now hitting the charts and being danced to at discos: you want to defect. Experienced cyclists in this age of cycleways, are feeling as […]
January 16, 2011

Bikes on Dykes

If you’ve seen Nick Caves’s movie, The Proposition, you’ll know the back to front way things were done in Australia’s colonial days, with orders from English authority unquestioningly followed, no matter how daft those on the […]