Bike songs: the worst of the worst

Ah, the weekend, and a chance to unwind with the most artless garbage song ever written and passed off to bike nuts, beside which Ronald McDonald House stops looking so much like propaganda. Any more and I swear, I’m going to start cheering for cars.

But wait, that’s just the single. With a few readers’ assistance I’m working on releasing the ultimate box set of hopeless joke bike songs. So go on, grab a six pack, pop these little toons in your boom box fitted bakfiets, and go hit the lap circuit with your town’s local hoons. Show them mo fos bike songs is bitchin’!

I’ve been sent a few others, however those were redeemed by at least a few shreds of musical merit.

About Steven

I'm on a mission to put cycling on the agendas of architects, urban designers and fellow academics, who see the potential for bicycles to change cities and buildings. My PhD is in architectural history and my interdisciplinary research spans art theory, philosophy and cultural studies. I teach architectural history and theory and design studio at The University of Tasmania, Australia, and formerly worked as an architect designing large public housing projects in Singapore. My favourite bikes are a titanium racing bike I use for racing, a Velorbis retro commuter for riding to cafes and work, a single speed ultra light Brompton that I take with me when I travel on planes, a 29er hard tail mountain bike that I get lost on in remote places, an old track bike that scares me, a 1984 Colnago Super with all original campagnolo components that is plugged into a virtual realm that I train in, and a Dutch-made Bakfiets, that could easily replace half of the bikes I just mentioned.
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