August 21, 2011

By the seat of my non-lycra pants

Ladies, if you would be so kind as to avert your eyes for one moment, I have a rather a delicate issue to broach, with my male readers. Gentlemen, what can be done about this? Wearing […]
January 31, 2011

Truth Exposed: Bicycle Chic NOT a product of Denmark!!!

The Danes as we know are all thieving rascals, especially when it comes to purloining from our Motherland England. Starting with the whole idea of white skin, then speaking English, they moved on to thieving the […]
January 30, 2011

Get the look: Summer Lover

The Ladies, god bless, are drawn to cliches. It’s biological: the need for stability, etc. and bla bla. So here’s a cliched image for keeping/winning a lady, that in terms of the clothing you will need, […]
November 7, 2010

Always room for more sex appeal

Give me a sporty bike for racing and trail riding, but something cool for everything else. In a paper you can download from this page, I argued urban cyclists are often motivated by the chic sex […]
September 21, 2010

Zoolander on wheels

When mumsie wasn’t chastising "the help", as she called them—our servants—or when she wasn’t ripping up carpet in search of painkillers, dear mumsie was showing Master Behooving (that’s me) lashings of female attention. I became accustomed. […]