July 8, 2011

Get the Look: Ultra Violent

No driver wants to mess with someone capable of behaving outside of all reason. Drivers literally live in glass houses. So here is a look not intended to win hearts and minds, but to exert a […]
April 27, 2011

Get the look: kind pa who might take you sailing

Be that grandfather you always wish you had had, instead of that tyrant who smoked on the dunny and flogged you with his belt. Be the kind of kind grandfatherly type who wears boat shoes ($120— […]
January 30, 2011

Get the look: Summer Lover

The Ladies, god bless, are drawn to cliches. It’s biological: the need for stability, etc. and bla bla. So here’s a cliched image for keeping/winning a lady, that in terms of the clothing you will need, […]
July 21, 2010

Get the look: Florentine Gigolo (“Art Dealer”)

Here’s a look to woo any thrice married bourgeois with cliched visions of writing a cookbook or travelogue from some short term holiday rental in Florence. Beneath their classy pretensions we all know women like these […]
May 27, 2010

Get the look: Motorcycle Rebel

Until I overheated, today I commuted motorcycle style, in my leather jacket and gloves. The only thing I couldn’t maintain were the engine sound raspberries, that I blew for a while, but my lips began to […]