July 16, 2011

No more ratting out Denmark

People ask me, “Dr. Behooving, why have you been so critical of Denmark on your blog, since returning from your big week in Copenhagen?” Well, allow me to explain. It is not really Denmark, or their […]
March 4, 2011

Introducing the “Happy Bicycle”, from HIGH MINDED bicycle Co.

Why didn’t someone tell me earlier I wasting my time designing a new bike for air travelers, that someone had beaten me to the punch? Why did it take until today, for someone to email me […]
February 2, 2011

Peril Canceling Headphones, to silence cars and debates.

I have two theories as to why cyclists bicker. 1. Like all persecuted minorities, we direct our frustration with nebulous forces working against us, upon one another instead. 2. Cycling is a religion, and we’re like […]
January 31, 2011

Truth Exposed: Bicycle Chic NOT a product of Denmark!!!

The Danes as we know are all thieving rascals, especially when it comes to purloining from our Motherland England. Starting with the whole idea of white skin, then speaking English, they moved on to thieving the […]
January 30, 2011

Get the look: Summer Lover

The Ladies, god bless, are drawn to cliches. It’s biological: the need for stability, etc. and bla bla. So here’s a cliched image for keeping/winning a lady, that in terms of the clothing you will need, […]