January 31, 2011

Truth Exposed: Bicycle Chic NOT a product of Denmark!!!

The Danes as we know are all thieving rascals, especially when it comes to purloining from our Motherland England. Starting with the whole idea of white skin, then speaking English, they moved on to thieving the […]
December 5, 2010

The Humble Danish Appliance

According to the prominent ambassador for "citizen cycling", Mikael Colville-Andersen, of Copenhagen Cycle Chic fame, everyone in Copenhagen cycles, but none there identify as "cyclists" per se, "cyclist" being a dreadful moniker used only in less […]
October 3, 2010

Beware of these imposters

If I were a computer hacker, I would sabotage the blogs of my rivals: 1. Lets Go Ride a Bike; 2. Copenhagen Cycling Chic and; 3. Bike Snob. Curse these imposters! Nowhere does Let’s Go Ride […]
August 29, 2010

Seeking Manufacturing Partner

With this post I am revealing the box component to a design that I have been working on: the world’s only 29er box bike. (The frame I have designed remains secret, and suffice to say bears […]
August 16, 2010

Velorbis Scrap Deluxe [Review]

A few weeks ago I wrote a technical review of the Velorbis Churchill Classic, and learned how to boost hits to my blog: write reviews on new bikes! No wonder bloggers’ reviews are so cynical. I […]